White Trash Rallying to Keep "Truck Nuts" Legal

BONNEAU, SC -- A recent case in South Carolina is fueling debate over whether these ornaments violate a state's indecency laws and if attempting to regulate them infringes on freedom of speech. On July 5, Virginia Tice, 65, from Bonneau, S.C. pulled her pickup truck into a local gas station with red, fake testicles dangling from the trailer hitch. The town's police chief, Franco Fuda, pulled up and asked her to remove the plastic testicles. When she refused, he wrote her a $445 ticket saying that she violated South Carolina’s obscene bumper sticker law. Tice who has no shortage of money from government welfare checks, has hired a lawyer and is taking the case to court. The case goes to trial next month. We at The Lemon believe that the law should be fixed not only to ban these "truck nuts" but to immediately deport to special camps anyone who would drive such a vehicle. But this is America and if you allow those crazy Westboro Baptists you gotta allow the white trash lovin' "truck nuts."