Total Recall of movies in Hollywood

Hollywood, CA -- Lacking any fresh ideas or creativity Hollywood is hot on remakes these days. Take the upcoming remake of the Sci-fi classic Total Recall, due for 2012 release. To make the movie more fitting for the times, a girlie man is brought into play Arnold’s part. In 2012 you are only cool if you are built like Justin Bieber in Hollywood. But that’s just the start of remake Bieber fever. In fact, over the next 12 months, audiences can expect to see a new episode or version of  "Planet of the Apes," “The Avengers,” “Spider-Man,” “Fright Night,” “The Great Gatsby,” “When Worlds Collide,” “RoboCop,” “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark,” “The Thing,” “Creature from the Black Lagoon,” “The Raven,” “Girl With the Dragon Tattoo,” “Red Dawn” and “Footloose.”

Add those to recent updated versions of “Winnie the Pooh,” “Clash of the Titans,” “Karate Kid,”  “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” “War of the Worlds,”  “Arthur,”  “Charlotte’s Web,” “The Tourist” and “A Nightmare on Elm Street.” With all the remake movies The Lemon wonders if Hollywood could go back to the prices we paid for movies back then.